Today is the start of a new year and my New Year's Resolution for year 2009 is to share my knowledge of my species Tourus Craniac Migratorus commonly known as the Vibrant Voyageurs with you! My name is Superbyrd. The information I will share with you has taken years to prepare but with the help of our friends from Thyme of the Season (Matt and Andrea) we have been able to get our records in order. The documents you will read are a detailed summary of our origins and will provide a starting point for future tails.
So let's begin...
Superbyrd is widely considered the mother of all byrds. With a strong moral compass Superbyrd guides this species into a new and liberating time where byrds are considered to be on the fast track up the evolutionary chain.
It is believed that Superbyrd gained her powers while visiting the Cape Trib Exotic Fruit Farm in the tropics. It was there that she first became addicted to the small red berries known as miracle fruit. This fruit originally found in West Africa plays a unique trick on the human taste buds, making all sour tasting food sweet. But, for a Vibrant Voyageur, the impact was much greater. Miracle fruit transformed this byrd into a super power. It gave her the ability to fly faster than a speeding hawk, more powerful than a bald eagle and over tall buildings in a single bound. The ability to fly for this byrd gave her an advantage over all of her species. With Superbyrds' mothering instincts in tow she plays, guides and lives among all Vibrant Voyageurs stating "I am a byrd of many feathers but my flock sticks together!" She uses super speed, super hearing, super strength, and x-ray vision to the benefit of all Vibrant Voyageurs. She is a true hero amongst her byrds.
I hope you enjoyed reading my short history...I will introduce and share the lives of many more Vibrant Voyageurs over the next year. So keep checking back!
No comments:
Post a Comment